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There be monsters on the second floor! Enter at your own risk.
I'm annoying you on PURPOSE!
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"You don't realize how much you care about someone until they don't care about you."
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The perspective on the lips is a little wonky (unless the rear half of the upper lip is somehow lax, as though the person praying is not SMILING but rather SMIRKING with a half-smile), but the rest of the anatomy is pretty good.
I saw a great quote on a photo, somewhere around dA, that applies nicely to this art too:
"Prayer: the practice of believing you're doing something constructive while actually doing nothing."
That line nicely sums up my feelings about prayer: it's sycophantic, spineless, and the adult equivalent of writing a note to Santa. If there's a god, he must be plenty pissed that people are always asking him for favors. If there's a god, he should write on a mountainside "Do it your own d**ned self. Sheesh!"
Possibly the worst are the sports coaches who pray before a match. Wtf... "help the other team lose, so we can gloat and they can go home whining about a dumb GAME."
I wonder why we don't have constructive games rather than competitive. Imagine, for example, the fun of watching (instead of competitive football) a game played by a team of 10 builders who must cooperate to do a barnraising (or build low-income housing, shelters for the homeless, etc.) BUT do not speak one-anothers' languages.
I know which show *I'D* rather watch!!!
Mark Twain wrote a great short story about prayer and perspective. It's called "the Long Prayer". It's about 3 A3 pages long, and appears in its entirety here: [link] ( www warprayer dot org )
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very nice work, i love it
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